City hall refuses to release an electronic copy as it would be "unsigned"
I had a heck of a time getting this document online. City Manager Marty Black had distributed the document manually rather than electronically, thus avoiding its advance appearance on the city's email servers, which in turn would have tipped off the media.When I asked for an electronic copy for duplication on the web this past Wednesday, the city clerk's office could not help as they did not have an electronic copy.
City Manager Marty Black, according to the City Clerk's Office and his own secretary, refused to provide an electronic copy because it would not have Black's signature on it. "He doesn't want to release an unsigned copy" are the exact words that were given by City Clerk Lori Stelzer as the reason for Black's refusal to provide an electronic document version of the memo.
Black himself remained conveniently unavailable for comment.
On Friday, I was finally given a hard copy of this memo from the City Clerk's Office.
And the signature on the paper copy that I finally received is... where?
The document that I was finally given on Friday had no signature on it, although the front page did have a photocopied squiggle at the top that appears to be Black's initials.
But no signature appears anywhere on the document and there is no signature line at the end of the document, which leads me to believe that the real reason Black would not release an electronic copy was that Black simply did not want this document to be more widely circulated.
Airport Master Plan needs more misinformation?
This document is quite unique. it's the first time EVER that Black has done a major about face.
Note some of the wording. Black still blames the problems on "misinformation," but the wording is very odd (item 4): "There is clearly misinformation regarding the classification of the airport and its expected capacity that should be more fully articulated in the plan document..."
So misinformation should be included in the final document and it should be more fully articulated?
Taken literally, that is exactly what Black is writing. I'm not sure if Black did that deliberately or if speaking Governmentese has so taken over that he has lost the ability to clearly communicate (which would explain all of that misinformation).
The Master Plan That Ate Venice
Nevertheless, his reliance on Governmentese doublespeak clearly trips him up earlier on in the document -- this, from item 2: "While the master plan contemplates compliance with airport safety areas..."
The authors can contemplate. The document can '...include a contemplation of...' whatever. It is, however, a barbarism to state that an inanimate object can contemplate anything, even the lack of its own navel.
So....
It's alive!!!! The Airport Master Plan has become cognitive and has likely taken the existential leap to self-awareness -- I contemplate, therefore I am.
Scary thought: it's obviously hungry. If a cockroach can eat Cincinnati, I can't see why an Airport Master Plan couldn't eat Venice.
-- John Patten, Venice Florida! dot com