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Venice flight school that trained 9/11 hijacker gives online
tips on how to enter the country illegally Got a comment? Make it here.
Unbelievable The chances are somewhat greater that there are some people with internet access that do not know that three of the terrorists received their murderous flight training here in Venice. And then, there are the folks at the Florida Flight Training Center here in Venice, who are apparently oblivious to both of the above pieces of information, this despite the fact that Ziad Jarrah is the most famous alumni of the school. History buffs will recall that Jarrah was the 9/11 hijacker who ended up nosediving a 747 into farmland in Pennsylvania. I mention all of this because of a set of rather curious entries on the school's FAQ page, which gives helpful information to foreign nationals who are hopeful of receiving flight training here in Venice. The first three items on their page are innocent enough:
But then comes this curious entry, a handy and helpful DIY tip on how to deceive U.S. Customs when entering the country by preventing them from knowing that you are here for flight training:
Let's just say for some wild and bizarre reason you are really opposed to applying for a student visa because of... oh, I don't know, ... religious reasons ... or maybe one of your terrorist cell members is being held in Guantanamo and you think that trying to give explanations to Homeland Security about this clearly coincidental mix-up would be an unnecessary and embarrassing experience. Will Venice Flight Training Center turn you down for instruction if you don't have a student visa? Funny you should ask, as it's the obvious next question, the one that is hugely conspicuous by its absence on their web site FAQ. Assuming you get around that sticky student visa problem by lying to a customs agent (and the flight school wants you to know that this is apparently about as difficult as convincing a four-year-old that Santa Claus exists), there is one other mandatory hurdle: a background check from the Transportation Security Administration. Yes, that can be a bit tricky, especially if you have a connection to an embassy bombing in South Africa or documented ties to Afghani opium cartels. What to do, what to do? If that's you, you needn't worry too much. Do it right and you'll be pushing a pilot's stick before the TSA figures anything out:
See what I mean? Unless I'm misunderstanding the above, it is basically stating that if you wait until just before your flight training starts to apply for the background check, you'll be home free even if your name is Osama bin Laden -- the background check doesn't need to be completed, merely applied for. The next entry appears to confirm this:
In other words, drop your background check application to the feds in the mail and take a seat. You'll be in an airplane within a few days. Nice. Very nice. Waiter? Check, please!
Thanks to Tom Brenner for pointing me to the FFTC FAQ page. Book: Welcome to Terrorland by Daniel Hopsicker, which chronicles the 9/11 terrorists and their time in Venice, Florida
John Patten is the head of Web Operations for Creative Pages, and has worked in broadcasting for over 12 years. He can also be incredibly rude at times. |
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